Do u like food?

  Yes, I do indeed, Sir. Vegetables r good for me and my country!
  GIMME DAT DONUT!!!!!
  COWBOY BOOTS!!! YUM YUM
  What's food?

What is the best type of food?

  Broccoli, Sir!
  PIZZA
  CHOCOLATE
  GUMMY BEARS
  STALE BREAD
  JUST GIMME DA DONUT!!!!!
  I said I dunno what food is

If u put jam into a donut what do u get?

  How DARE you treat my mother like that!
  Ooo did sumone say donut?
  you get a hot jam donut
  U NO WHAT! I CHANGE MIND! GIMME DAT 1 INSTEAD
  I still dunno wtf food is
  POTATOES!!!

PS I will never give u my donut

  NNNOOOOOO ! I reely wanted da donut :,-(
  I don't CARE cause I DUNNO WHAT A DONUT IS ANYWAY !
  R u sure?
  Ok

OH NO I FORGOT TO MENTION HOTDOGS!!!

  YOU MONSTER!!!!!!
  Still dunno what food is U @$3&ING $2@:HEAD
  I like potatoes

A food is anything that u can eat. All foods look like paper. Don't eat anything unless it looks like paper. If u can't tell if it's paper or food just take a bite and see if it tastes like food.

  I know. ...W8 WHAT?
  Y DIDNT U JUST TELL ME THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE !!! GOD!!
  R u sure
  Mmm these cowboy boots actually aren't so bad

Did u like this test (WILL affect answer so choose wisely)

  No
  Yes
  It SUCKED man y did u say that stuff about my mother?
  TOTALLY
  CAN I PLEASE HAVE DIFFERENT DONUT?

Remember kids, never eat paper!

  hehehehe
  U mean... food, right?
  ur funny
  He's EVIL
  I like potatoes

Ok last question. Are vegetables good for u?

  No
  Yes
  Yes but they don't taste good
  ACUTLLY I WANT A WAFFLE INSTEAD
  Vegetables R EVIL!!! They crawled onto my pizza and RUINED IT