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The Warhammer 40k Test
Yep. It's a test about Warhammer 40k.
You see a hurt civilian. What do you do?
Help him. Laugh and corrupt his mind. Shoot him. Say some big words to him.
What's your favorite thing to say?
Only in Death does duty end. Venerate the Immortal Emperor. I feel the warp overtaking me, it's a good pain. WWAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!
Who do you follow?
The Emperor. The Dark Gods. A random leader. A hive mind.
Lasgun or Bolter?
Lasgun. Bolter. Bolter with duct tape. Plasma weapons.
Offense or Defense?
Offense. Defense.
Tanks are coming everywhere. What do you do?
Throw yourselves at the tank. Throw Cultists and Grots at em. Destory them!! You're actually driving the tank.
Greenskins or Blueskins?
They both die the same way. Muwahahaha!! Green iz best. Blueskins.
You see a Demon. What do you do?
Kill it. Bow down to it and praise it.
Do you eat souls?
Yes. No. Sometimes. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ok Final Question. If you saw a woman being attacked by a robber, what would you do?
Kill the robber and help her. Kill the robber and bring the lady back to the warp to be impregnanted by demon spawn. Who cares? It's just a Human. Watch.
Test by: General Ty [ edit test ]