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Are you a duck
This test is trying to figure out if you are a duck or not. Please take this test and see.
Do you like crackers?
OMG ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS?!?! I LOVE CRACKERS
Well... It depends...
NO!! I am allergic!!!
Um, I guess!
What's your favorite color?
Yellow (mine too!)
Other! Whoop, your different!
Do you have the power of speaking to Ducks?
Why do YOU need to know?
YES I LOOOOVE SPEAKING TO MY FLUFFY FRIENDS
That's not even possible!!
You are crazy!!!
Do you ever go to the lake and eat bread that people throw at you?
Do you even know that THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT SOMEONE CAN BE A DUCK?!?!
Yes!! I love the beautiful bread😃
BREAD YUM YUM YUM YUMYUM GIVE ME THE BREAD
Um, I told you, I'm allergic to wheat!!!!!!!!!! ( well then your definetly not a duck )
Um, I don't like people throwing it at me, but I like bread!?!
Um no I HATE BREAD
Well, I guess I like bread!
Do you have any little duck friends waiting for you at the lake RIGHT NOW? (Better go visit them, or they'll get mad)
Yea, I probably should visit them!
THEY ARE ALREADY IN MY HOUSE
Why would I have duck friends
I dressed up as a duck for Halloween once? (That does not need to be shared)
Do you have any strange duck-like features?
A beak and tail, and wings, NO WAY
None are you CRAZY
Well, to be honest, I sound like a duck when I cough!
I wore a duck costume for Halloween! (We do NOT need to know that)
I am one with the DUCKS
How is that even possible?!?!
Are you a fan of the movie Duck Away
Never heard of it
That's not a movie
It's a movie for ducks, HELLO!!!
Do you lay eggs?
I don't care, I just want to know WHY you are being crazy!!!
Why do you sound like you're quacking?
I AM NOT QUACKING YOU CRAZY PERSON
I AM A DUCK SO I AM QUACKING
I sound like I am quacking because my ducky friends taught me how!!
I am going to ignore this question
Be HONEST: do you like ducks?
Yea... I was saying that with sarcasm
Um, I LOVE DUCKS!!!!!!!!!
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