Do you like crackers?

  Yes!!!
  OMG ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS?!?! I LOVE CRACKERS
  Well... It depends...
  NO!! I am allergic!!!
  No?
  Um, I guess!
  Not really.
  No way!!
  Other

What's your favorite color?

  Red
  Orange
  Yellow (mine too!)
  Green
  Blue
  Turquoise
  Indigo
  Violet
  Other! Whoop, your different!

Do you have the power of speaking to Ducks?

  HECK NO
  Um, maybe
  Why do YOU need to know?
  YES I LOOOOVE SPEAKING TO MY FLUFFY FRIENDS
  What?
  That's not even possible!!
  Um, YEA
  No?
  You are crazy!!!

Do you have any little duck friends waiting for you at the lake RIGHT NOW? (Better go visit them, or they'll get mad)

  No
  Whatever
  Um
  Yea, I probably should visit them!
  THEY ARE ALREADY IN MY HOUSE
  Why would I have duck friends
  I dressed up as a duck for Halloween once? (That does not need to be shared)

Do you have any strange duck-like features?

  A beak and tail, and wings, NO WAY
  None are you CRAZY
  Well, to be honest, I sound like a duck when I cough!
  I wore a duck costume for Halloween! (We do NOT need to know that)
  I am one with the DUCKS
  How is that even possible?!?!

Are you a fan of the movie Duck Away

  Never heard of it
  That's not a movie
  It's a movie for ducks, HELLO!!!
  DUCKYDUCKYDUCKYWUCKYYUCKY

Do you lay eggs?

  No?
  Um what?
  HECK yes
  I don't care, I just want to know WHY you are being crazy!!!

Why do you sound like you're quacking?

  I AM NOT QUACKING YOU CRAZY PERSON
  I AM A DUCK SO I AM QUACKING
  I sound like I am quacking because my ducky friends taught me how!!
  I am going to ignore this question

Be HONEST: do you like ducks?

  YES
  No
  Yea... I was saying that with sarcasm
  Um, I LOVE DUCKS!!!!!!!!!
  DUCKYDUCKYDUCKYDUCKYDUCKY