do u like wafffles?!

  YESH OMG EAT DA WAFFLE
  yes
  no

who is this?

  a creep with weird robes and a stick
  OMG HARRY POTTER DA BEST GUY IN DA WORLD
  IDK WHO DA CRAP DIS IS
  a fanasy character

do u like parry grip?

  no
  yes of course

ravinpoo:

  who da *censored <3*
  your mom
  ate ur sugar cubes
  is dis a prank?

unicorns (ur opinion)

  ewwww
  OMG RIDE EM INTO OUTERSPACE DA BEST THING EVER
  OMG SO UGLY
  the most buetiful creature

rodents:

  filthy rats ugh always in my food
  nom nom nom so yummy
  DA CUTEST THING IN DA WORLD MUST HAVE
  what da crap is a rodent mice? snakes? poop?

glipnorpanoooob

  new?
  U EAT MY WAFFLE?!
  im having tostadas tonight!

gerat gdoly uinonrcs!

  great godly unicorns!
  the taco is mine
  **** does dat mean?!

THIS IS THHE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION! HERE IT IS: Are you a DUCK?!

  am i readibng this wrong?
  QUACK QUACK GET TO MY LEVEL U FISHBRAINS!
  quacker?
  i is donald duck
  i ate fish yesterday <3