What... is your name?

  Sir Lancelot!
  It IS what it IS.
  Sir Robin!
  Arthur, King of the Britains!
  YOUR MOM!
  Tim: the enchanter.

What... is your quest?

  WORLD DOMINATION!!!!
  ... to drink your blood...
  Like, to totally wax my unibrow.
  To seek the Holly Grail!
  hehehe... fire.
  To finish this quiz and get back to my life.

What... is your favorite color?

  Clear!
  Shiny!
  Black... or blood red... either one spells your demise...
  Idunno
  Blue! Wait, no, green!
  Blue!

If you met me in a dark alley wearing a shiny purple leizure suit carrying a fire hydrant and a feather duster, what would you say?

  \\\"My God, Smithers! It looks like a mystery is afoot!\\\"
  \\\"This reminds me of the time with Jimmy Buffet and the box of pickled mushrooms...\\\"
  \\\"This is just another example of the man putting us down, man!\\\"
  \\\"What colors does it come in?\\\"
  \\\"Sharpie!\\\"
  \\\"... Yo.\\\"

On a scale of 1 to 5, how sane do you think I am?

  1
  Do you really want me to answer this honestly?
  34.7!
  5
  3
  -70

Lets pretend you found a box of valuable chocolate-covered soap bars: what would you do with the money?

  Buy a keg of root beer!
  Full body liposuction!
  Wake up. Aww man!
  Find the mystic Leprechaun of Jo-Ju!
  Buy every Cat Stevens record that you can find, man!
  Bribe foreign governments for power! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gastoopulopagooshtarqueeken!

  What?
  Ahhhhhhh! Get down! (Boom)
  Hastanolookru?
  How dare you say that about my Mother!
  I agree completely!
  Turquoise!

What do you think of my online pseudonym? (Gale)

  Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
  What the (edit out obsenity) is a pseudonym?
  Pie!
  I rather like it.
  It will look good on your grave stone...
  I think it\\\\\\\\\\\'s a great way of expressing your individuality and breaking away from the general flow of things!

What is the most popular repositary for all knowledge in the galaxy?

  Me!
  The Hitchhiker\\\\\\\\\\\'s Guide to the Galaxy!
  Mirror, mirror, on the wall...
  Google!
  The Encyclopedia Britanica. (duh)
  I don\\\\\\\\\\\'t know, but thank God this test is over!