Do you let your siblings talk to your friend?

  No
  Sometimes
  ALL THE TIME!
  Well, the 'thing' takes my phone and talks to my friend.
  I don't have a sibling.
  My siblings are robots.
  Do goldfish count as siblings?

Do you ever end a call abruptly without letting your friend say "Goodbye"?

  No, I'm AMAZING.
  Pffft, never have I ever.
  They always do it to me ;( (sad violin music plays)
  HELL YEAH, and then I call them back and hang up.
  What does abruptly mean?

Do you send death threats to your friend?

  YEP.
  Not at all.. (Dramatic music plays)
  Occasionally.
  They are already dead... MUHAHAHAHA!
  I am a robot. I have no feelings. Beep.

What do you call your friend?

  Person
  Their name .
  Guy
  Thing
  I don't make any contact at all. (Don't you remember? I am a robot)

How often do you stab your friend

  I have stabbed them so much they have died.
  What the hell?
  Ok, I've done it ONCE.
  What are you doing with this quiz?
  Potato. (Sorry, I just HAD to fit it in somewhere)

Do you befriend the friends of your friend?

  I'm confuzzled.
  Yeah, and then I come up with evil plots with them.
  Not at all.
  Are you not getting that I am a ROBOT?

Do you ask for advice from your friend and then tell them to shut up when the answer?

  No! That would be... *sniff* MEAN!
  YEAH. Because I am cold-hearted and *sniff* MEAN!
  I don't know what you're asking *sniff* MEAN!
  Ok, I really have to stop with the "*sniff* MEAN!"

What do you tell your friend they are?

  A CONSTANT DISAPPOINTMENT.
  A DISAPPOINTING CONSTANT.
  CONSTANT A DISAPPOINTING.
  CoStAnT dIsssaaPOintsam ENt.
  A robotic worm.

If you asked what's the matter? And your friend replied ____ What would you say?

  K.
  Lel.
  IDC
  Robo-worms will take over the world
  Nim-nom