What would you do if Unicorns started flying like Nyan cat and destroyed your house?

  THOSE UNICORNS ARE GOIN' DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( me: D: okay then.....
  OMFG CAN I KEEP ONE?!?!?!??!?!?
  FLYING BACON DOGS!!!!
  Where's Sushi Cat?!?!??!?!??!?!
  I despise of you.

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  HI!!!
  I like trains.
  me too!
  WTF!?!??!?!?
  WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALIENS ARE COMING?!?!?!??!?!!? ( me: I HAVE FOUND MY TWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

:)Ran out of questions, sorry!(for now)

  ok
  ok
  ok
  ok
  ok

OMFG, A UNICORN ATE YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  DIE UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  NO!!!!
  F**K
  NO, MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  meh, i like dad better. (me: harsh much?)

I like trains.

  NO
  NO
  NO
  NO
  MINE TURTLE

hi bob

  fgjtytytykmk
  wtf
  i thought this was a random test! (me : *pulls out pistol* hold still.....)
  .....
  hi fred!

epic face eats you,what do u do?

  YAY
  cheese fries..............
  gjdfgs?!?!?!
  huh
  wtf, why me, i had a life........

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  again, seriously?!?!
  I despise of u
  HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  i iz idiot, feedz meh browniez!!!
  go fart in a go* d*** shoe box!!!!!!!!!

FART!!!!

  eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
  YAY WALLOW IN STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!
  barfs head off