Cheese

  cheese cheese cheese cheese
  ?
  hehehehe

Chickens go oink!

  oink oink oink oink
  no PIGS GO Oink
  cheese
  um...yes?

Wafflez

  omnomnomnom wafflez omnomnom
  um...ok?
  yay yummy
  ewwww

Zombie attacks you wat u do?

  kick its brain
  eat it
  give it some cheese
  say hi
  scream
  oink

Last question

  yay !
  noooo
  don`t leave u forgot ur purple monkey
  ok bye
  oink

Jk there are more.

  nooooo
  yay!!! thanks GOOOD
  pie
  oink yay oink

Are u human?

  of course!
  NO I AM PIG AND I HATE HUMANS OIIINK
  nooo. I am unicorn!
  cheese

Your phone brakes. What u do?

  freak out
  eat some unicorns
  cheese
  go read a book

Me gusta

  MEEE GUSSTAAA
  what?
  LOVE YA MEMESSSS
  Cool
  chees
  wat da heck

Did u enjoy dat test? It was my furst.

  oink heck yea
  IT WAS AWESOME MAKE MORE
  yes
  no
  i hated it u suk ( me: meanie)
  derp

Ok bye

  oink whyyyyyyy oink
  noooo
  ok bye weirdo...
  ok bye