You have decided you want to sell your house. What new house do you want?

  One within 800 bedrooms, 3 complete kitchens, and 3333 bathrooms!
  It doesn't really matter to me
  One with at least 5 bedrooms, 1 kitchen, and 3 bathrooms.
  It just needs a full man cave!
  ONE WITH A AUDITORIUM FOR MAH CONCERTS!

How much are you willing to spend on your house

  FIVE BIG BUCKS, LADY!
  Between 100,000 and 300,000
  A BAHILLION DOLLARS
  Less than a million

What real estate company is helping you?

  Unicorn Reality
  Fantasy Findings
  Perfect Match
  BARBIE; life in the dream house

Your realtor asks you when you are ready start looking for a house. What do you say?

  NEVER, CREEP!
  Tomorrow at two thirty. I need mah house!!
  Two weeks.
  One month
  HOW ABOUT NOW, SAM PUCKETTZ?!?!?

Ok. So whenever you told your realtor to come, she or he comes dressed in what?

  A unicorn outfit!
  A Barbie outfit
  A slender floral top, with slight ruffles at the ends, and a black, long skirt
  SOMETHING CREEPY!
  Normal.
  A gray suit with a tie that has the New York Yankees symbol on it
  A

The first house has 6 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms. The basement is not finished. What do you say when you are done?

  I would like a finished basement.
  More bedrooms! I got 69990007625 kids, you know!
  More bathrooms. I need them.
  AHHHH MORE KITTENS MWA HA HA
  MOST of the above

The second house has 10,000 square feet. It has 1 bedroom and 39 bathrooms. What do you say when you are done?

  MAH KIDS DONT GET A BEDROOMZ?
  Hmmm. Big house. More bedrooms are needed.
  Less bathrooms!
  MO UNICONS!

The third house has 19 bedrooms and 25 bathrooms streaming evenly amongst the 5 kitchens in the house. What do you say when you are done?

  AHHH SO CWOOL!
  Ehh. No big at all.
  Do you know where the bathroom is?
  I will take it into consideration.

Your realtor is ready to ask what house you want. What do you say?

  House one.
  House two
  House three
  HOUSE ONE HUNDRED NINETY HUNDRED MILLION

How much do you buy the house for?

  A dollar
  Ninety five thousand
  A million
  A BAHILLION

What moving company do you have?

  Moving Inc
  MOVIN GROOVIN
  Music to my move
  A TRUCK THAT HAULS MY JUNK

You have way to much stuff! What one of the following objects do you get rid of?

  Jenny's smelly mattress
  My soda can
  The watermelon I wanted to throw off the roof
  MAH UNICORN *sniff* please forgive me!