1)
You are watching the Super Bowl. What of the following do you have?
Chicken Wings, Burritos, Chicken and Sausage Pizza
Cheese Pizza, Breadsticks, Pasta. All Italian jazz.
I go out to a restaurant on Super Bowl night and watch the bowl there.
Nothing.
2)
Ok. Now, do you watch the Super Bowl itself or the commercials?
The Super Bowl, duh! I'm not dumb!
The commercials. I like the one with the chocolate m~ms!
Both! I am the ultimate TV watcher! Me: Same here!
3)
At the time the Super Bowl is playing, you have a party with how many people?
Oh, definitely 10 to 30 people. I need support if my team loses!
Ummmm, only 5. I hate big crowds.
I don't have Super Bowl parties. Too expensive!
Hmmmm. Actually, I don't even watch the Super Bowl!
4)
5)
What do you have for decor?
A few red, blue and white streamers. Maybe a few helium balloons.
HELIUM BALLOONS EVERYWHERE TO MAKE OUR VOICES WEIRD!
A tabletopper, some streamers, maybe I'll dress my dog as Eli Manning!
Dim lights, streamers, balloons, soda, chips, the WHOLE package!
I told you I don't like parties.
6)
The party is going great! But, suddenly the most BORING 10 minute infomercial comes on about shower cream. What do you do?
MAN HUNT! Woot woot!
Chess. Maybe we will watch the commercial.
UH, DUH! MAN HUNT WITH OUR VOICES WEIRD FROM HELIUM BALLONS!
Ummm go and get more chicken wings?
7)
Omg! While you were having fun, the Super Bowl came back on and you didn't know! What do you do?
Cry and sulk and demand your friends go HOME! NOOOOW!
Haha, good thing I watched the infomercial!
Got it on my records. SUCKERS!
Watch it from wherever. It's not like anyone scored! Nothing will stop me!
8)
The craziest thing just happened. You tweeted to the #AtHome for the Super Bowl and you won a prize! What prize do you want?
A private trip to meet the football players
A new, special NFL chessboard
A PARTY WITH THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS! *squee!*
A wittle, baby lovie dovie kitty witty!
9)
Omg! The score is tied and there is only fifteen minutes left of the game. What do you do?
Bury your head in your blanket.
Watch intently.
Scream like a baby, "MAAAAAAAAH! IT COULD BE TIEEED!"
Pace around the room.
Get up close and personal with the TV; not missing one detail!
10)
A commercial comes on for a NFL teddy bear! What do you do?
I DONT CARE ABOUT A TEDDY BEAR!
Watch the commercial, but don't call the 1-800 number.
Omg! I need all of the NFL merch I can get!
GIVE MEH DA BEAR OF NFL!
11)
What does NFL stand for?
Nationwide Football League
National Football League
Not Fiona Lichman!
Nations Football League
ITS NATIONWIDE FOOTBALL, LEAGUE, DUMMIES!
12)
How did you like this quiz? This will not effect your score.
ROCKED! Woot woot!
Nice!
Fine.
Cruddy.
IT STUNK LIKE MAH BROTHER JERIMIAH!
13)
Name one word to describe the Super Bowl.
Fast-paced
Exciting!
Awezum!
OMG! That is one word, right?
14)
Well, bye, guys! Give me a second and I'll give you your score.
BYE! Bye, I'll miss you! *sheds a tear*
Goodbye, and farewell!
Uhhh. She smelled like potatoes. ME: hence the name PotatoChip101
Thank the potato gods she is gone!
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