You are on a train and your friend wants you to jump off. What do you do?

  Push 'em off!
  DUH! Jump just 'cuzzzz!
  SQUEEEELIN' WITH JOY!!
  If da pie says soooo...
  Did that last answer say pie?
  Don't jump and become a stress ball.
  YOLO!!!!!!!!
  Run and hide... Somewhere....
  Go factionless!

You are eaten' da pie, and you see a wittle adorable factionless girl, you..............

  HA
  Continue to stuffz da face with da pie!
  Give da girl yo da pie
  Wait... Yoda pie?
  MMMMMM... DAT PIE!
  Tell dat adorable little girl "Yo' ain't getting' no pie!"
  Farm da pie...
  Createz more of dat pie with a side of french fries!
  Slam da pie in her facez!

Wat is yo' favorite color???

  Blue?
  Red? or Yellow?
  RAINBOW!!!
  GREEEEN!
  Does grey count as a color?
  What about black?
  White?
  DA PIE!
  Yup^_^

You see a vicious doggie. What do you do?

  PET DA PRETTY PUPPY!!!!
  Feed it Cheesecake!
  Pull out your mandatory pocket knife!
  It just wants some K.F.C!
  It needs to become a sheep herder!
  Give it your possessions. Then it will leave you alone.
  Feed it da truth!
  DA PIE!
  Give it it's vaccines! (umm...)

What is yo' favorite animal?

  DUH! Dauntless! (ummmmm.....youve got issues.....please contact your therapist immediately)
  LAMA!
  Goldfish... (seriously?)
  Lab rat!
  Kitty cat!
  TOMATO!
  Why does this matter?
  DA PIE IS SOUP!
  DOGE!

Who do you think should rule da government?

  Abnegation?
  Erudite? (if you DARE pick this, you got problems!!!!!)
  Amity! Peace out homies!
  Dauntless! Dauntless! (If you pick this, i will be scared... da trains, man...DA TRAINS!)
  Candor...
  DA PIE RULEZ ALL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
  Divergent!
  Factionless?
  The city of Panem!

TAKE A CHANCE!

  CHANCE
  CHANCE
  CHANCE
  CHANCE
  CHANCE
  CHANCE
  CHANCE
  DA PIE IS SOUP!
  CHANCE

Favorite food?

  Bread
  Cake!
  Eat yo' veggies!
  Anything healthy
  Eh...
  I don't eat...
  DA PIE!!!!!!
  Everything!
  Peeta bread and humus!

How well did you like dis quiz? (This will affect your score.....jk.....maybe.....)

  YESSSS!
  ABSOLUTELY!
  um.... maybe?
  IF DA PIE SAYS SOOO...
  It was weird... very weird...
  Doez dis REALLY affect our score?
  Yup^
  ' _ ' (Mind blown...)
  AMAZEBALLZ!!!!!!!!!