Are you a warrior lover

  Yes!
  no!
  HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY UNFALTERING LOVE FOR WARRIOR CATS!!
  whatevs
  what is warrior cats

What is your fur

  ginger like firestar
  gray like silverstream
  black and white like Tallstar
  I'm just Shadowclan
  what are you talking about cat freak?

Would you protect the nursery with your life?

  Yes!
  why not? These kits need a roll model!
  I guess we could use some recruits.....
  no way
  what is your freakin problem? I'm not having no babies!

What are you

  kit
  apprentice
  warrior
  queen
  deputy
  leader
  elder
  dead

Kits?

  sure......
  yeah
  maybe
  no way I'm 2 evil to take care of children evil laugh

Girl or boy

  girl
  boy

Do you really like warrior cats

  Did I say yes already? Really?
  YES!
  WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW STALKER? WHATS NEXT, MY PHONE NUMBER?
  uh huh yeah

Fresh kill?

  the mouse (me: what a delicacy...blech)
  the fish ( me: seafood good choice)
  the rabbit ( me: what you eat rabbit?)
  i eat cats for DINNER! ( me:creepy)
  popcorn, NERD!

Clan?

  Thunderclan
  Riverclan
  Windclan
  Shadowclan
  im a humanyou freakish nerds