You are forced to go into my horror house so how do you enter?

  Front door
  Back door
  Smash through the window

You find a skeleton chewing on your foot

  Aaaaaaaaah!
  Rip it off with your hand
  Kick it off
  Yell for help

You find a treasure chest do you open it?

  Noooooooooooo waaaaaaaay!
  Of course

Do you step on all the stairs?

  Yes
  I skip the 13th
  I skip the 43third
  I skip every one (can you fly? Really?)
  I skip the one with dust on it

You see a skeleton taking a bath

  Close the door and run
  YEEEEEELLL!!!
  Take it on
  Pull the plug

Very silly noises come from someone

  It was me
  IDK who it was
  It was that ghost in the floor
  It was the rat

Do you run through?

  Yeah!
  No
  Noooo waaay

You see a cat

  Eat it
  Pet it
  Run
  Do a fart
  Jump the through the window
  Sit on it
  Give it fish and leave
  This is wierd...

Will you promise to rate 5 star!

  Yes!
  No
  Only because Yes! Is the right answer