Who would be your enemy?

  The British
  The French
  EVERYONE IN MY WAY
  I am a pirate. I do as I please.

What would be your weapons of choice?

  Blunderbuss, Cutlass
  Scimatar, Flintlocks
  Matchlock, Dirk

What's your ships name?

  Jackdaw
  The Plungerer
  I'm a pirate. My choice.
  Unnamed

What are you like?

  Adventurous, Dangerous, Always drunk, Captain
  Kind, Looking for a battle, Crew member
  My type changes like the wind.

You meet an Assassin in the streets do you

  Walk far away
  Tell him to get lost
  Walk quietly and murder him
  Run with your gun drawn, firing in every direction screaming "DIE!"

What would you do when plundering?

  Board them and fight!
  Shoot them to hell!
  Use a swivel gun and blow the **** out of those guys!

How many crew would you have?

  5-
  10-
  20+
  50+
  Who every wants to join us

Would you have facial hair (Don't Ask!)

  Yes
  No
  Beard
  Beard & Sideburns

What would you sing now and then?

  YOU ARE A PIRATE!
  Any known song
  Made up song about killin and plundering

Did you like this test? Wont affect score

  Yes
  Nope. (aww)
  Yes apart from #9 (dont blame ya)