You're watching the news when you see something about a zombie virus. What do you do?

  "God, the news these days..."
  "MOM! Replay that please!"
  "What! COOL!"
  "ERMAHGAWD IM GONNA DIE!!"
  "Mom, grab the shotgun. We're gonna need some supplies."

So, it turns out the news was true. Who do you call for a group?

  Seriously? I still don't think this is really happening.
  HEY RANDOM GUY! WANNA HELP ME KILL ZOMBIES?
  My whole family and extended family and all of my friends.
  My family and all of my close friends.
  A few family members and my very closest friends.
  A few close family members and my BFF.

You and your group meet up and are figuring out where you should stay. What do you suggest?

  REALLY? DO YOU SERIOUSLY BELEIVE THIS CRAP? (Yes they do, so shut up)
  I think this big open area is good.
  Well, we could go to the mall. We could get some clothes.
  I think my house would be good. It's pretty big.
  We need to go to the gun shop and see if it's locked. Then we need to go to the supermarket and get some canned food and water. Then we go stay in the old warehouse.
  I'm pretty much scared to death, so lets just find a good therapist to help me get over my nervous breakdown.

You've gotten all of the food and water you need, now what weapons do you have?

  Um, I don't do weapons. I guess I could find a stick.
  I have some butter knives, and a baseball bat.
  I have a bunch of guns at my house.
  I have one gun at my house for protection, and I carry a knife.
  Who needs WEAPONS when you can eat pie? :3

You've gotten to your shelter with all of your supplies, but you realize there are a butt ton of zombies already there. What are you gonna do now?

  I dunno. They scare me...
  Run. We can find a new shelter!
  Kill them all. We have enough weapons and can take them.
  Try to coexist. Maybe they aren't zombies and they just need love!

Regardless of what you chose last time, you stayed in the warehouse. You think you killed all the zombies, but one day your best friend turns up infected.

  NO I WON'T KILL THEM!
  This hurts me more than it hurts you. *shoots friend*
  Sorry! *smiles and shoots*
  Come on, why'd you have to go get infected! *shoots*
  Lock friend away. Maybe we can learn more about the zombies.

-One Week Later-
You are inside of your shelter when you see people. They look weak, and they haven't seen you. What do you do?

  FRIEEEEEND-SHIP!
  Watch them and see what they do. If they don't seem friendly we'll attack.
  Kill them. They are a possible threat and a danger.
  Trade with them right away. We don't want them to use any of the trading supplies.
  Wait until night and steal from them.

The people are gone, no matter what choice you made. But now your group is running out of food. But you DO have a lot of zombie corpses on hand. Is it worth the risk?

  If you can eat rotten flesh in Minecraft yoou can eat it IRL!
  I don't think this is a good idea. Maybe we should just trade again.
  Let's not. It's a bad idea and someone could become a zombie.
  Let's give it to a weaker member of the team. If they become a zombie we no to stay away from the meat.

-One Month Later-
You and your group have managed to stay alive for a month. One day, you hear a knocking on the door. Someone looks and there is a small child. Do you take them in?

  No. They'll hold us back.
  OF COURSE! The poor kid could die!

So it's a while later. A member of the group says they have seen another person stealing your food. What do you do?

  They stole our food. We need to kill them.
  Send them away.
  It's fine...

BONUS: Complete this sentence.
Bowties are________!

  weird
  cool
  FLUFFY
  fezzes
  THAT LAST ANSWER WAS SPELLED WRONG!!!