Stand up straight and tall, then look down, what do you see

  Feet
  Toes
  Tipi toes
  A little pot belly
  A big blubbering Jelly belly
  I can't get up, rrrrrrrrrrgh

Run around, is your belly jiggling

  What belly?
  No, it is firm
  Yes, a little
  Yes a lot
  I told you, I can't get up!

How big are your meals

  Nothing, and if I do eat, I throw it up
  A salad and a little more
  Nachos
  Nachos, tacos
  Nachos and tacos and chip oh my
  Nachos, tacos, chips, and pizzas

How many chins do you have

  One (maybe one and a half)
  Two
  Three
  Four
  Five+

How many pizza slices can you eat in One sitting

  Zero
  One
  Two
  Three
  Four
  Five
  Six
  Seven
  Eight and up

How often do you work out a day

  An hour+
  Forty or fifty minutes
  Half an hour to a little more
  Twenty minutes
  Ten minutes
  A minute
  Never

Grab a handful of stomach, how much do ya have

  Nothing
  A little
  A good chunk
  A little over a handful
  Two hands
  To much to grab

How many meals do you eat per day

  0-1
  2
  3
  4
  5
  6
  7
  8 and up

How much does your fat hang over your pants/skirt/shorts

  My pants/skirts/shorts are to big
  Not at all
  A small flab
  Okay, I admit, a chunk
  A whole lot
  Like, SO MUCH, SO SO MUCH
  All pants are to small for me