Go and drink a cup of ice cold water. Do you need to pee?

  Yes! I almost wet myself!
  A little pressure but I think I'm fine. . .. oh no.
  No.
  Um. .. where am I?

Push on your bladder for 30 seconds. How bad do you need to go now?

  1-2: Not at all.
  2-5: Kinda I guess. .
  5-10: I'm starting to need to go. . . . .
  10-20: I GOTTA GO NOW!!!

Go drink another cup of water while listening to running water of some sort. Did you wet yourself?

  Yes. There is pee on the floor and I should probably get cleaning.
  Yes and my siblings are making fun of me. Whatevs. I can just blame it on them.
  No.

Relax all of your muscles including your bladder. did you pee?

  Yes! I still gotta go though help!
  I peed on the last question so no it was just comftortable.
  Ugh my siblings have there own bathrooms and they get to go I gotta pee!!!!! Every one is taken!
  Nope.

Pee for two seconds then stop. (on a toilet) Do you still have to go?

  yes! *crying now*
  nothing happened weirdo. . .

Try to relax all your muscles. did you pee?

  yes.
  no.
  im still peeing from like two questions ago leave me alone!

1+1=2. Do you agree?

  I DON'T KNOW I GOTTA GO PEEEE!!!!
  DON'T SAY ONE OR I'LL PEE IN MY PANTS!
  Yes but what does this have to do with peeing?
  yes but i dont need to go

Last question i promise. go somewhere private, take all your clothes off and pee. did you go?

  Yes i peed on the floor.
  yes but i still need to go.
  no nothing happened.

Go use the bathroom. this is the end of the questions.

  um my bladder already took care of that.
  if i stand i'll pee.
  i'll stand by the bathroom till i need to go more.
  i nevr needed to pee.