Your hair is the color of

  dark brown
  light brown
  blonde
  ginger
  Ariana Grande red
  gray
  pink
  white
  dirty blonde

How old are you?

  1-5 (better be lying to me!)
  6-10 (still not a chance)
  10-13
  13-16 (maybe, but probably not)
  17-21 (nope)
  22+ (get out of my face)

Your favorite video game is

  Black Ops 2
  Modern Warfare 3
  Minecraft
  what is this video game you speak of?
  video games stink!
  Pokemon
  Angry Birds
  Animal Crossing
  RuneScape

Do you like smart guys

  I dig intelligent partners.
  Yes!
  Sure, why not?
  Ugh, smarticles are so overrated

Do you mind a boyfriend that is not Christian.

  Not at all!
  I don't mind that much.
  I'd prefer a Christian
  I am Adolf Hitler, Commander of the Third Reich!
  Kind of

How many hours do you spend on the Internet a day?

  5+ (wacko addict!)
  3-4
  1-2
  0 (how do you live in this world?)

Is this test getting boring?

  Little bit
  Yeah!
  I don't mind
  ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz Sorry did you say something?

Is this question number 8 or 9?

  Why should I care?
  Idk
  8
  9
  I wasn't paying attention (good I wasn't either)

Derp, derp, derp, derpity derp

  Herpaderp
  Derpity herp
  derping derpface
  herpes (wtf?)