Have you ever heard of a Rainbow Jamaican Turkeyfish?

  Yeah!!
  Okayy..
  You're weird-I like you :)
  You're creepy- leave me alone
  You clearly have a mental problem (ikr)

Do you like MILKA!!!

  What are you on about??
  LOVE IT!!!!!!!
  Whats that?
  I'm leaving now (bye bye ;))
  Obviously, its chocolate, innit!

I want to live in Jamaica in a purple and orange caravan on the line between the beach and the rainforest...

  You've actually lost your mind (thats a bit rude)
  ME TOO!!!!! (too similar)
  I like the sound of that!
  right, okay

Do people often say you are random?

  Yeah, duh!!! All the time!!
  BURGER KING!!!!!!!! (i like you)
  Yeah I guess...
  No
  You're very strange (RUDE!!! but i agree)

Do you like bananas?

  ewww no (fair enough)
  They're okay (blimey someone normal???)
  Love them!
  depends if their brown

Curry!

  mm, not a question (someones tired)
  Yum!
  Hot! Hot! ...ponies...

I want to be a scientist and save the world

  That's nice
  hey, so do i! (yay)
  yukkkkk (spoilsport)

Do you like me?

  Yes!!!
  Where do you live??? (bit creepy)
  No (Rude)

Lets be friends!!

  okayy
  go away (rude)
  You're weird-I like you :)
  You're bonkers!!!! (ikr)
  *silence* (okayy...)