Cheese or pickles?

  Cheese
  Pickles
  What does this have to do with anything?
  Oranges
  Both are gross
  what does that mean?
  What's a pickles?

What were you're grades on your report card?

  WHAT REPORT CARD.!?.
  A's, duh!
  eh A's and B's
  B's
  B's and C's
  C's
  C's and D's
  D's
  D's and F's

Favorite Cartoon...?

  SPONGEBOB
  Adventure Time
  Simpson's
  Family Guy
  Regular Show
  I Don't Know.
  None. I don't watch cartoons.

Do you watch a lot of TV?

  Yeah.
  No way! That rots your brain!
  All the time :3
  Only when I'm bored.
  TTTTTTTTVVVVVVVV.

I like to say potato.

  WELL I SAY UNICORN!!!
  uhh... Who cares?
  That's nice.
  ME TOO!
  ....?
  I think this test is making me stupid.

Do you think you are stupid?

  YESH IN A GOOD WAY >:3
  eh yeah I suck at school.
  ... apple pie.
  no, not really.
  NO WAY! I'm smart.

Why are you taking this test?

  Because I feel like it.
  I was told to.
  I wonder if I'm stupid... Duh!
  Uhhh.... I forgot.
  Because, I know I'm smart.

.......

  What the heck?
  UNICORN
  WAFFLES!!!!
  pie?
  There is no question, Is it broken?

What if you see a unicorn on you yard eating a magic potato?

  Umm, there are no unicorns or magic potatoes.
  Join it.
  Get a magic potato out of a giant squid eating a pie.
  Ride it!!!
  I don't know.