Your friend Maile texts you saying, "Roger said that my jeans are ugly!". Without seeing the jeans, you:

  Text Maile: Hes an idiot. Im sure your jeans are beautiful.
  Text Roger: STOP PICKING ON MAILE!
  Text Maile: I never even liked those jeans anyways

This guy named Fegel (A.K.A: Fegel the disease giver) accidentally puked all through your new purse. You:

  Scream until Fegel starts crying
  Threaten to kill Fegel
  make Fegel buy you a new purse
  tell Fegel its not a big deal and it was a knock off anyway
  get revenge on Fegel

Amanda sends you a creepy photo of her. She asks you, " Don't I look adorable in this picture?". You text her back and say:

  No. You look absolutely weird in this picture
  Yeah! You look great!
  Umm...
  why should i care how you look?

your boyfriend doesn't win prom king. So you:

  say you won't be prom queen without him
  ditch him and date whoever becomes prom king
  steal the crown from the prom king and give it to him
  dont care about it because you never wanted to become prom queen in the first place

your brother goes on you twitter and tweets everyone that there's a party at your house when there's not. Everyone shows up only to see you with a mask on and a bathrobe. You:

  show up at school hoping nobody remembered.
  tell your mom and have him punished
  dont show up at school because your too embarassed
  show up at school because nobody cares about you anyways

the prom dress your mom made you is hideous. You decide to:

  tell your mom that when you tried to wash it it got all ripped up so you need to buy a new one
  tell your mom its hideous and demand money
  wear it anyways to make your mom feel happy

your pumps get destroyed because your lab partner accidentally spilled some type of chemical on them. What do you do?

  Make your lab partner fix your shoes
  FREAK OUT!
  nothing because i dont own pumps

The hottest guy in school just dumped you.

  I tell him to go get ran over buy a bus
  I say I don't care because he was a freak anyway
  Force him to still date you buy begging him for forgiveness
  Just simply say "Uh!" and walk away

are you ready for results?

  YES!
  NO!
  i dunno