What does this remind you of?

  Candyfloss? DUR!
  Ellie Goulding when she dyed her hair pink
  That cloud... HA HA! IT LOOKS LIKE MY GRAN'S FACE ON CABBAGE!
  sweets

AAAH TEH EPIC DUCK IS COMING!!

  Epic duck? Yeah, I totally believe you.
  AAAAHHH HE TOOK MY SANDWICH EARLIER!
  Ducky go quack!

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  monkey... tee hee hee!
  HELLO?! You're supposed to give us QUESTIONS!!
  That monkey looks like David Walliams..... DAY DAY, DAVID DAVID WALLIAMS!

say a food

  Apples
  Braces. What? You bite on them!
  Candlewax!

Make a prediction.

  I predict a lady wearing a dressing gown will offer you an earwax candle in return for a chimney.
  HOW?!?
  Um... i predict I'll get a date in 20 years??

Do you like bikes?

  Random.... but ok
  YEAH!
  Ha ha.... I JUST BURPED AND SNEEZED AT THE SAME TIME!

Tickle time!

  NO! RUN AWAY!!
  My hair tickles sometimes, only when I get out of the shower. I always yawn in the shower....
  heeheeheee.... don't get it

Salt or pepper?

  Salt.
  Pepper makes you... ATISHOO!
  Pepper.
  Umm...... pancakes?

Fave cereal?

  Coco pops
  Looney tunes. Have you seen Tufty yet? TUFTY!
  Toast.
  Dur.....