You're at the beach with your family. You really need to poop, but there are no public bathrooms for 20 miles. What do you do?

  Hike it out.
  Poop in my bathing suit.
  Hold it until I explode.
  Undress, and poop on the ground.

You are at the supermarket. You need to poop so bad. Where do you poop?

  In a toilet. (DUH!)
  In my pants.
  Go into an empty isle, and poop there.
  On someone. (What the heck?!)

It's Saturday morning. You're too lazy to get up, but you really need to poop. Plus, your poop is diarrhea. What do you do?

  Um... Get up and go to the bathroom?
  Wait it out.
  Poop my pants.
  Figure it's a long trip to the toilet and go poop on your way there.

You are hiking in the woods with your boyfriend/girlfriend, and you need to poop like crazy. There are no bathrooms anywhere. What do you do?

  Turn around and quit to go home and use the bathroom.
  Poop your pants.
  Randomly pull your pants down and poop like crazy.
  Poop in the middle of the trail.

You are at a public swimming pool. It's really crowded and you can't take your bathing suit off. The bathrooms smell and the lines are 20 miles long. You need to poop really bad. There are too many people blocking your path to get out of the pool. What do you do?

  Wait till the next pool check to use the bathroom.
  Poop in the pool.
  Very discretely pull down your pants and poop in the pool.
  Start acting like a wild maniac hitting people to get out of the pool to poop on the side.

You are really mad at someone. Plus you need to pee and poop. What do you do?

  Go to the bathroom!!! Easy as can be!
  Hit the person.
  Go pee and poop in you pants.
  Teach them a lesson by spraying them with your pee and poop!

Someone forgot to flush their poop. No one is in the bathroom except you. What do you do?

  Flush the poop, wash my hands, and walk out.
  Sniff the poop once or twice, then leave.
  Grab the poop out of the toilet and put it in a bag to keep.
  Eat it. (Ewwwwww!!! Gross!)

Do you like to poop?

  Yes
  Maybe
  No
  Well... It's natural.

On a scale of 1-10 how poopy are you?

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