U R Out Swimming In The Lake With UR Mates, When U Suddenly Feel A Sharp Pain. U Notice That A Water Moccasin Has Bitten U! U Start 2 Drift In & Out Of Consciousness. What Do U Do?

  Yell Out: "HELP!" *Wave Arms Frantically* "HELP ME! I'V E JUST BEEN BITTEN!"
  Try & Relax.
  UR Mate Notices That UR Unconsciousness, So They Drag U With Them 2 The Shore & Ring An Ambulance.
  Just Start Drowning!

U R Shooting Birds With UR Brother, Until U 2 Come Across A Deer Carcass. Feeling Worried That UR Against The Bear's Food, U Turn Round, Only For A Grizzly 2 Maul U! What Next?

  U Curl Up Into A Ball, Covering The Body's Most Vunerable Parts
  Start Punching The Bear's Face
  Pull Out A Pocket Knife & Slice The Bear's Eyeball Out!
  Scramble 2 Try & Save UR Brother.

1/3 I'M ALIVE EPISODES:
During A Rafting Trip, 1 Man Gets Mauled By A Grizzly! He Suffers Bleeding 2 Death! Miraculously, He Survives!
Would U Survive The Same Thing?

  Hell Yeah! I Can Overcome Anything That Stands In My Way!
  N -No. I Might Bleed 2 Death!
  Don't Have A Preferance.

2/3 I'M ALIVE EPISODES:
A Teenager Gets Bitten By A Black Widow Spider! He Spends A Whole Week In Excruciating Pain While His Family Try 2 Procure Anti venom.
Would U Survive The Same Thing?

  Yes! I'll Squash The Spider Even Before It Tries 2 Bite Me!
  N -N -No. I'll Die From The Venom.
  Hell No! I'm NOT Lying On The Sofa, Suffering!
  Insy -Winsey -Spider -You're Going 2 Get F*cked 2Day!

UR Working On A Project At A Building Site. When U Remove Some Rubble, It Reveals A Poisonous Insect, Which Bites U! What Do U Choose 2 Do?

  U Run Back 2 The Other Builders & Alert Them About The Situation.
  Collapse In Exhaustion; U Have Worked Very Hard All day, U Know.
  Let The Poisons Sap UR Strength, Making U Unable 2 Walk. Others Assist U, Resulting In UR Survival

Scenario: 1 Day, UR Delivering Mail, When A Viscous Dog Leaps Out & Bites U! U Suffer An Allergic Reaction. There's Nobody Around At This Time Of Day. What Happens Next?

  U Find A Homeless Dude & Ask Him Where The Nearest 24 Hour Clinic is.
  UR Covered In Blood, But U Scramble 2 UR Feet & Run Back 2 UR House. U Ring The Emergency Services
  U Lunge Yourself At The Dog, Willing 2 Finish Off The Fight.

During UR Summer Holiday, U Go 4 A Relaxing Swim In The Sea, Until U Get Stung By Irukandji Jellyfish! What Do U Do?

  I'll Just Float Above The Surface & Hope The Sharks Take Me Alive
  Swim 2 The Shore -Using 1 Arm Only, Since The Other Was Stung --And Other Tourists Help U.
  Silently Pray 2 God That Some1's Boat Could Come Along & Pick U Up.
  Scream 4 Help As Loud As U Can!

U Go Out On A Stroll Up The Mountainside 4 UR Spring Break, Only 4 A Mountain Lion 2 Attack U! What MUST U Do?

  Punch It How Many Times U Can In The Face
  UR Right Eye Is Scarred During The Attack, But U Notice Hikers Out Of UR Left Eye. They Start Shouting 2 Tell The Lion 2 Get Off U.
  U Bravely Hold Back The Lion's Paws Before It Scatches UR Face Any Further.
  U Spray The Contents Of UR Water Bottle Right Into The Animal's Face!

3/3 I'M ALIVE EPISODES:
A Man Gets Bitten By A Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake. He Survives With Only His Friend By His Side & Screaming Out His Daughter's Name!
Would You Survive The Same Thing?

  I Would *Sob* Scream Out My Precious Loved One's Name.
  I Would Rather Shout At My Friend, Who Decide 2 Leave Me Alone.
  "I'm going to die," you say in a whisper. (Which Means UR Slowly Fading Away)
  Squeeze My Mate's Hand -HARD! -And Tell Them About My Future As Help Arrives.

If U Saw A Mozambique Snake Moving About IN UR Bed, Attempting 2 Bite U, What Would U Do?

  Ring The Animal Protection Services & Whack The Snake With A Rolling Pin While They're On Their Way.
  Bellow 2 UR Wife/Husband/BF/GF Of The Situation
  Start Talking 2 The Animal: 'Can U Please Bite Somebody Else? Like Justin Biber, Perhaps? U @**hole Of A Snake!"
  Slowly Back Out Of The Room, Lock The Door & Hope 4 The Best The Snake Doesn't Escape UR Room.

LAST QUESTION!
Would YOU Like Me To Make 'Could You Overcome An Animal Attack'? 3!?

  Oh, Yes. You Provide A GREAT Variety Of Answers.
  No, U Shouldn't Continue Making Animal Attack Survival Quizzes. I Could Be Suffering Nightmares!
  Don't Have A Preferance.
  Go On, Whoever U R. UR COOL AT THIS! (Me: Mate, U OK? U Sound Drunk!)