Do you like cake?

  Yes
  No
  Not the kind that is in front of me
  YES especially this kind but I'm on a diet ;(

Did you have any cake today?

  ...Guilty
  Just one taste
  No
  Um, cookies and brownies don't count, right?

Is anyone else eating cake?

  No
  Yes
  Just a few people
  I'm alone... just me and this cake...

Do you deserve that cake?

  That's why i'm taking the test...
  Yes
  No
  I think I do

Do you enjoy happiness?

  NO (Grumpy Cat)
  It's aiight
  Lol happy what now?
  Yes

You need cake.

  No! I'm on a diet!
  I agree!
  Okay.
  But... I'm... full...

Eat the cake.

  NOOOOOO!
  Only if my quiz results say I can.
  Sure.
  Dude I'm already on it. Waaay ahead of you bro.

Have you seen that part in the movie Matilda where the fat boy scarfs that cake?

  Yes lol me.
  No
  Yes I wish I could be that kid right now!
  I don't know what Matilda is...

Are you ready to find out if you should eat that cake?!

  YES! Please tell me I should eat it!
  I already ate it.
  NO (Grumpy Cat)
  I won't either way because I'm on a diet :(