What is 1+1?

  I don't know.
  3?????
  2. What a dumb question.

Where is Auckland?

  What's Auckland?
  Somewhere in the north island.
  Roundabout 200 kilometres below Whangarei, New Zealand.

What does the word 'stupid' mean?

  My brother.
  Not very smart, unlike me.
  Me.

What letter is wrong in this word? Fidusiary

  Definitely the s.
  What word is that???
  Um.... The i???

What does carbon go with to make carbon dioxide?

  Dioxide.
  Oxygen.
  Isn't that the stuff we breathe out?

What is the biggest animal on earth?

  The blue whale.
  My dad. He's 6 foot 5.
  Maybe my cat.

What is pi?

  My favourite food.
  3.14.... etc
  The 16th letter of the greek alphabet.

Do you think you're stupid?

  No.
  Average intelligence.
  Yes. Definitely.

How well do you think you did in this test?

  0%. For once in my life.
  Average.
  I aced it.