Sex - Dog With A Tooth Ache

This Canadian walks into a American bar and asks for a Molson.

The bartender replied those are rare here and I only have one left so I'll give it to you if you knock that huge guy over there out cold, calm the dog in the kitchen that has a tooth ache by ripping its bad tooth out, and then there is a 103 year old hooker upstairs that you will have to bang until she climaxes 3 times.

So the determined Canadian walked up to the huge guy knocked him out cold, makes it to the kitchen when the bartender notices a bunch of yelping.

When the Canadian walked back to the bartender, he asks where the old lady with the bad tooth is.

Rating: 2.67