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Other - Little Girl And Her Bike
A cop on a horse says to a little girl on her bike, "did Santa get you that for Christmas?"
"Yep!" replys the little girl.
The police man says, "well tell him to put reflectors on it next time," and fines the little girl £5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "nice horse you got there. Did Santa get you that?"
"He sure did," says the cop.
The little girl says, "tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse not on top you wanker!!!"