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Other - Biblical Golf

Jesus, Moses, and an old man were playin golf one day. Moses shot first. He hit the ball left into the pond, so he parted the water to get it back.
Jesus was next, he hit right to the green and in for a hole in one. He then said, "Its all from my father".
The old man was last. He hit the ball towards the pond when before it went in the water, a frog snatched the ball into his mouth. A bird then picked up frog and flew off. A hunter then shot the bird while it flew over the green. The bird dropped the frog onto the green and the frog opened his mouth, the ball rolled out and into the hole for a hole in one.
Jesus turned to the old man and said,"Dad, stop showing off".

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