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Other - Golf

Two men are playing golf. One hits a ball and it misses the hole, so the man says "Damn it! Missed the bugger!"

The other man then says, "If you swear like that, then God will strike you down where you stand."

The other man argues, 'Oh whatever!'

So, the man hits another ball and this one misses. The man says "Damn, missed the bugger." Then, a bolt of lightning comes down and strikes down the *other* man.

God, up in the sky, says "Damn, missed the bugger!"

Rating: 3.18

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