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Other - Golfers

there was a couple golfing together, and one of them hit the ball into a nearby house.

they walked in the house and there was a man standing there, and he said "I am a genie and you get three wishes, since there is two of you i'll take the last wish"

the man said "I wish i was the richest man in the world"

the woman said "i wish i had a nice house in every state in the U.S."

and the genie said "I wish i could have her alone upstairs in bed"

the genie and the woman are up there for two hours and the genie asked the woman

"How old is your husbund"

the woman said "Thirty"

the genie said "and he still believes in genies?"

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