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Blonde - Blondy Bo Peep

Tired of being ridiculed for her hair color, a blonde decided to dye her hair. One day, as she was coasting a country stretch, she stopped at the residence of a shepherd. She asked the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have in your field, may I bring one home with me?" The shepherd declined her offer. After much hassle, the shepherd accepted. "150," guessed the blonde. "Wow! You're right! Well, a deal's a deal, so have your pick." The shepherd was in awe. Just as she was loading the animal into her car, the shepherd said,"If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

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