Sex - A Divorced Woman

There once was this divorced woman who posted a personal ad asking for a man who 1) wouldn't beat her, 2) wouldnt run away from her, and 3) was good in bed. A few days later she heard her doorbell ring so she went to answer the door. There she found a man. He said he was there to answer her personal ad, so the woman was like 'Okay...' He said 'Well I don't have arms, so I can't beat you. I don't have legs so I can't run away from you.' And then the woman was like 'Well, what about the 3rd thing?' and he was like 'Well I rang the doorbell didn't I?'

Rating: 3.30