Sex - 2 Lovers And A Truck

Late at night A truck driver was driving on a long road when in the distance he saw two figures. As he got closer he relised it was two people having sex on the road!

He pushed his brakes and his truck came to a screaching halt a few feet away from the two people. He jumped out of the truck and ran over to the people and yelled, "WHY DIDN'T YOU MOVE OUT OF THE WAY??!!"

The man got up and replied out of breath, "Well I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming, and you were the only one with brakes."

Rating: 3.31