Other - The Memorial Stone
A woman's husband dies. He left his wife $30,000.
After paying for the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left. The friend says, "How can that be?
The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church ... that was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know ... the rest went for the memorial stone."
The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, ho! w big is it?"
The widow says, "Three carats."