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Other - The Psychiatric Hotline

BEEP. Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you're obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you're co-dependent, please ask someone nearby to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you're paranoid and/or delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call. If you're manic depressive, if doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. Thank you and have a nice day.

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