Do you ever do anything nice for anyone?

  Duh, who doesn't?
  Nah, people suck!
  ? Maybe.....Uhh...I think?
  Yes, but, it evens out with mean things.

Do you think good things will happen to you?

  Statistically speaking, there has to be something good some time.
  No, nothing good ever happens to me.
  Yes, I am an optimist!
  Yes, and no, sometimes good things happen, sometimes they just don't.
  No, especially not this test!
  I am an optimist and a realist.

Are you a good person?

  Yes, I think I am.
  Yes, that's the general view.
  Ehhh....Sometimes.
  No, I hate you!!!Shut up!!!
  I have no clue!
  Nah, but, I don't care.

Do you think you are awesome?

  Yes.
  Yes, no, maybe so. Ask again later.
  What Bob? No, don't make me take my meds!!! Ahhh!
  No, I suck....Duh!
  No, I try not to be.

What color is your hair?

  Blonde
  Brown
  Red
  Green, or other color not mentioned.
  Black.
  mixture.

Do you drive a car?

  Yes.
  No.
  What does that have to do with anything?

Are you smart?

  Yes. Of course I am!
  Smart is as smart does.
  No, I ran in front of a car yesterday and died. Actually, I am a ghost.
  Neh, but who cares?
  Well, usually, but, not all the time.

Why are you taking this test?

  Because I am awesome, just wondering if you really are accurate!
  Because I am hella bored.
  Because I love quizzes.
  Actually, I'm going to stop right now.
  Does it matter? This quiz can't be accurate, it has stupid questions.

Did you like this test?

  Yes.
  No.