do you like cheese?

  yes
  no
  idk
  depends
  maybe

how many times do you look at LOLcats on average when you're on the internet?

  what are LOLcats? (ME: HOW DARE YOU)
  IDK, MAYBE 5
  10-20
  I hate LOLcats (me: ditto from A1)
  20-50
  50-100
  idk, I lost count at 538

what does R.H.G.N. stand for?

  Red Hot Dirty Ninjas
  Russell Howards Good News
  that's just a spelling of a word

can you guess what I'm doing?

  eating
  your mum
  your mummy
  watching TV
  EWWWWWWWWWW
  on the toilet
  jedward

I'm hungry

  no you're not
  how is that a question? (me: I'm bored)
  so am I

what's the most evil animal?

  kittens
  LOLcats (me: you again)
  idk
  pirahnas
  your mum
  me
  you, you're wasting my time with this stupid quiz (me: I know)

where was I injured last?

  how should I know
  finger
  ankle
  idk, but I bet LOLcats where involved (me: what do you have against LOLcats)
  yeah what do you have against LOLcats?
  on the toilet

am I bored?

  yes you said it in the description
  no
  idk

if you were stranded on a desert island what 2 things would bring with you?

  is that an offer (me: yes)
  pot noodle and a fork
  phone and internet
  your mum and a bed
  porn mags and a box of tissues