Are you physically fit?

  Well, Sort of...
  Yes.
  Im a couch potato.

Are you prepared for the worst nature can throw at you?

  I have beer and frozen pizzas stockpiled.
  A couple of spare blankets, flashlight, like that
  I have or can produce whatever I'll need.

Can you identify locally available edible plants and kill/prepare wild animals for eating?

  Here, kitty, kitty!
  Yes.
  Do nachos with cheese and salsa count?

Do you know how to use firearms or archery equipment?

  No.
  Yes, reasonably well.
  I dislike all weapons.

You have fishing lines and are at a stream or lake, with other people in the area. what's the best way to set out the lines?

  Attached to stakes with notes asking passersby to leave them alone.
  Attached to roots or large stones, Etc, well hidden.
  Attached to log floats or jugs.

While making your way through a riot, you notice the rioters abusing children and the elderly. what do you do?

  Yell at the rioters they're scum to draw them away, then run!
  Just keep moving.
  Join in on the fun.

Do you carry a 'bug out bag' in your car, or while traveling?

  Insect repellent if headed for the countryside.
  Wouldn't leave home without it.
  I'm squeamish about bugs, ew!

Who is responsible for your welfare during hard times?

  The government. after all, I pay taxes.
  Myself.
  Hey, everyone around me.

Could you do something illegal or immoral if it assured your survival?

  Gracious, no!
  Tell a little white lie or steal an apple, maybe.
  I'd have to decide if the benefit outweighed the risk, case by case.