You are on a raft. You have been stuck on it for 18 years. Anyway, you see a big shark in the water. You identify it as a Whale Shark. How do you react?

  Scream as loudly as you can.
  Jump in the water and ride it.
  Watch it from a distance.
  Make it your pet and name it Mr. Fluffy.

A snake bites your friend in the arm. It's venomous. What do you do?

  Scream as loudly as you can.
  Suck the poison out with your mouth.
  Ask the snake to fix your friend.
  Call 911.

You've been sitting in a kayak for 4 hours. No one can help you out. How do you escape.

  Dive into the water and swim.
  Grab a branch and hang on.
  Scream as loudly as you can.
  You're sitting in a display at REI. You don't need to escape.

What is your best subject?

  Math
  English
  Scream as loudly as you can
  History

If you were an animal what would you be?

  A chimp.
  A whale shark
  A pony
  Scream as loudly as you can

What would you do if your neighbor's house was on fire?

  Scream as loudly as you can
  Call the fire department
  Roast marshmallows
  Save their pet hamster that they left inside

What do you smell like?

  Cat litter
  Scream as loudly as you can
  Wet dog
  Lilac... Mmmm

What country is next to Norway?

  Bulgaria
  Sweden
  Denmark
  Scream as loudly as you can
  America

If you end up being stupid, will you tell people about it?

  Yes. Why not?!
  Scream as loudly as you can!!!
  No. This test is rigged!!!
  Is this a trick question?