It's dark it's just about to turn midnight when you hear a door open what do you do?

  Its probaly just your dog I will stay in bed and hope he goes and lays down
  THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!
  Grab the closest thing next to you and go look/check
  Bark like a wolf with rabbies
  Sing Baby by JB and hope that whatever it is hates that stupid song too
  Cry

You grab the closest thing next to you which is?

  My dog WTF I thought that was the thing I heard
  I don't wanna go I'm to busy crying
  I thought I stayed in bed
  Baseball bat
  Shot gun WTF why do I have a gin in my bedroom
  Lamp
  Teddy bear lolz
  Your boyfriend

If you picked Boyfriend he wasn't in bed! and if he was who would it be?

  Eli Hobo Mariott
  Michael Jackson
  Taylor Launtner
  Idk
  I'm a dude if it was my girlfriend it would be Miley Cyrus
  Dude my BF don't even sleep in my house but whatever

You check on your gold fish and he's gone and there is blood in the water!

  I'm eating my dog not checking on a fish!
  This Means War
  He took my best friend i will get revenge!
  Idrc
  Drink the bloody water

You want revenge so you are going to find you fish and the person or thing who took/killed/ate what do you bring

  My dog
  Dynamite!
  Guns ammo ect.
  Michael Jackson CD's
  Food

You bring your dog and Michael Jackson CD's what type of dog and what is her/his name

  Beagle , Hunter
  Mutt (beagle,rat terrier,weenie dog,chihawaua, ect.) , Pawsome
  I ate my dog therefore he is dinner and his name is dogfood
  Damnation , spot
  Weenie dog , weenie
  Lab , Michael Jackson
  I have a cat

You and your dog get in the car what type of car do you have

  Blue chevi pickup
  Slug bug
  Mustang
  Limo
  Bike
  Your (Elvis) shoes (blue swayed)
  Nothing ( ur stupid)

You get into your car and you remember you have your Michael Jackson CD's what song do you play

  Thriller
  Heaven Can Wait (my fave song)
  Beat it (my second fave song)
  Bad (I love this song)
  Dirty Diana (love this song)
  Tabloid Junkie (awesome!)
  Who Is It (awesome)
  Billie Jean
  HIStory (awesome)

You are driving with your dog listening to Michael Jackson music looking for a fish and it's midnight and you see a couple of people what do you do

  Where's my fish you ask them
  Kill them
  Cry
  They might be zombies

You ask them about your fish and they hear the music and ask where's Michael you look at your passenger seat and your dog isn't there! What do you do

  Look behind you he might be there
  Scream
  Say idk then leave
  Look at them like WTF
  Both 1 and 4

At some point you look behind you and you see some guy who appears to be Michael Jackson is staring at you what do you do

  Say hi
  Ask where's my fish
  Scream and faint cuz your a fan
  Ask for autograph
  Where the f is my dog?
  WTH

He starts singing Thriller then he wipes off his thriller make up and he looks like his old self and tells youngish he was just messing with you and hands you your fish unharmed then what happens

  He kisses you lol
  He makes out with you ( eww pervert lol )
  He keeps singing
  You and him go to his house to spend the night cuz ur still scared
  Screw you guys I'm going home (cartman quote)
  Lol okay

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Last question!

  Yay!
  No! :(
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