When you eat a burrito, what is likely to happen?

  You laugh because you enjoy it so much
  You spit it out, disgusted.
  You fart
  You cry, because the thought of killing the burrito is just too much for you to suck in.

You are so comfortable on the couch watching TV, when the volume needs to be turned up. What do you do, if the remote is all the way on the coffee table?

  Uh, get up and grab the remote.
  TV? Why watch TV when you can go outside and play?
  Use the Force to levitate the remote to your hands.
  Deal with it, you're too lazy to do any of the above.

What happens if you see a taco and a toothbrush dancing the samba together?

  Hmm....Oh I don't know...YOU'RE NUTS
  Tell them to keep it down, you're trying to sleep.
  What kind of test is this anyway?
  Toothbrushes and tacos can't dance the samba, only pencil sharpeners can.
  You turn up the music and dance with them

How do you know when someone's a nerd?

  When they pull their pants up to their belly buttons.
  When they do math for fun.
  When they spend their Friday nights playing chess with their 'buddies'
  It's not nice to call someone a nerd.
  Everyone's a nerd compared to me.
  All of the above. (besides 4)

New York

  Gimme your money
  Loose change? Help the needy, loose change?
  'Concrete Jungles Where Dreams Are Made Of!'

On your desk, there is a pen, a lamp, and a stapler. Which would you use if you were glued to your chair?

  Pen
  Lamp
  Stapler
  How do you glue yourself to your chair if you have no glue?

Are you enjoying this test?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe so
  It depends
  I guess so, I don't really know why though...

Can this test get any weirder?

  I have seen weirder.
  No, you have broken the scale of weird.

Ak...yeah, sorry, but I didn't really think through the 10th question. Go with any answer.

  What kind of test maker are you?
  Tacos
  Any answer
  Yoda
  olf eht htiw og

What does ttyl mean?

  Talk to you later
  That is not a word.
  I don't know.

Strawberry is but a food, when flowers live and are free souls.

  You are officially a freak.
  I get that a lot.
  Oh, I totally get it now!
  That just makes no sense.
  That was random

AH! ITS A SPIDER!

  Call the police!
  Where?! Where?! WHERE?!?
  Who cares