how wiil joe do his home work if he doesnt know what 2+2 is can you help.

  fish
  4
  huh?

if i have four bananas i drop one and i find another one how many do i have

  1
  4
  0

if a man walks into a bar what will happen.

  he;ll get drunk
  he;ll faint
  he,ll get shot

if bob is five he dies at age six by a murderer where would the murderer be buried

  under his house
  huh?
  he wouldnt be

if two people walk in a bar together and come out hating each other what does that meen

  they got a little to drunk
  they got over each other
  hehe i dont care

if a chiken says all chikens are liars is he telling the truth

  yes
  no
  huh?
  chikens dont talk

if jim says yes and jim says no witch jim is right

  first one
  second one
  i dont know
  its the same person

what is this:
:)

  a smiley face
  two dots and a curved line
  it looks wierd

heres a riddle:
theres a thing it sucedes god it more evil than the devil all rich people need it all poor people have it what is it.

  nothing
  devils twin
  jesus