Johnny rides a horse

  yes...NO NO.... wait.... yes
  only on tuesday
  arbez racecar
  he he he he he he! horsie! he he he he he he

This is...

  solid gold tacos
  Sparta!
  Johnny. Right Johnny?
  a cute dog
  A trap!
  beep bop boodi dot dow!

a carrot cake appears in your car with...

  a bottle of coke and some peanut butter :)
  a rabbit! Hay where'd the cake go?
  an ak47
  Your Mother!

llama overlords...

  will rule in the year 2012.
  ate Bill Gates!
  Stole my face!!!!
  flip flop dada du dop. dow!

tasty llamas taste like lion soup?

  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
  only on tuesday.
  I'll tell you if you come to the back of the closet he he he he he
  mmmm.... loins.... or llamas?

oh crap! Your face falls in a puddle, what do you do?

  cry, but flood the puddle so you drown.
  get my Pepto!!!
  buy a new one at the pawn shop for just $3.50.
  go to Dr. Phill

this is..

  my mom in a bikini! How'd you get that picture?
  a nasty piece or stake i barfed up...
  a baby butt, with a cut!
  a gross cut on a knee... EWWW!!
  a leprechaun (lepracon, you stupids)

this is....

  question mark?
  Aunt Rosie!
  a shaggy rug
  a fancy scarf.
  my coat! it woke up!

this is the best question ever: what is this?

  a BIG ducky!
  Christmas Eve with Dr. Seuss!
  me at Grandma's house!
  SPARTA!
  the best question ever!
  My rubber duck you poser!