first of all, the most basic question. have you read twilight?

  yes!
  no
  NEVER!!! ITS A PILE OF ****

ok. have you seen the movie?

  yes!!!
  no
  NO!!! WHY THE F WOULD I!?!??!!

first of all, id like to say that if you said no to the previous questions, i would stop now.

do you own the twilight saga? (at least one)

  sure do!
  na.
  GOD NO!!!!! Y R U ASKING ME THESE STUPID QUESTIONS!??!?!?!

WHAT IS THE THIRD WORD EDWARD SAYS TO BELLA?

  Edward
  you
  edward
  name

can you draw the new moon flower?

  yeseroonie!!!
  no.
  WHY WULD I!>!>!!?!?!??!! THATS STUPID!!!!

how many times have you read the twilight saga?

  once
  twice
  three times
  four times
  five times
  six times
  seven times
  eight times
  NEVER!!!!!

what does bella do in the 12th chapter of new moon that suprised charlie?

  told him jacob was a werewolf
  he found her in her room with jacob
  she ran down the stairs
  she said: 'i am a purple llama'

what is the problem with the above picture?

  its not in the book! y is it in the movie!?!?! why!!?!?!?!??
  robert pattison is in it *shudder*
  bella hardly knows him!!!! why are her legs straddled around him!>!>!?!??!!

what is wrong with THIS picture?

  taylor lautner is in it *shudder*
  his hair is out. in the book, it was always in a ponytail
  he looks evil, with that weird smile...

and finally, do you think you are as obsessed with twilight as me?
(hint: pick 3!)

  im sooo more obsessed than you!!!!
  um... i dunno
  no! i worship you! you are so amazing!!!!!