Do you think you are stupid?

  No
  Yes

What is the color blue?

  Blue
  red
  Green
  Purple
  orange
  Green
  violet
  Purple
  yellow

What is 1+1?

  Window
  Three
  A elevdeegadillion dollars
  1234567890
  999999999999999999999999
  911
  Two
  three hundred thirty four
  two... hundred

What was the question I asked you just previously?

  What is an preveeuslee?
  What is the question I am asking you right now?
  WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Without looking, what body part are you using to operate the mouse?

  Head
  Foot
  Mouse? Mouse? MOOUUSSSSEE!
  Hand

What test are you taking right now?

  Are you stupid?
  Are you smart?
  Are you a floppy-wanded dementor buggerer?
  Hagrid's buttcrack! Jiggery Pokery!
  All of these are wizard swears.

What question number is this?

  9
  0 or 1
  7
  6
  5
  4
  3
  2
  8

What question number was the last question?

  8
  7
  6
  5
  4
  3
  2
  1 or 0
  9

Do you still think your stupid?

  No
  Yes