What would you like to be doing right now?

  Watching TV
  Drinking and smoking
  Buying some boots
  Inventing
  Eat! Eat!
  Limbo!
  Painting your nails
  Nothing. Kif will do it for me
  Steal dark matter

How do you feel about this robot?

  He's so great
  He's pretty useful
  He's not that useful
  I don't know who that is

Are you pretty successful?

  Of course I am
  I would like to think so
  No. Not really

Would you like to have kids someday?

  No.
  I already have one/more.
  I already do have one, sort of.
  Maybe someday

What way would you rather die?

  Old age
  I never want to die
  Snu-snu

Do you like this test?

  Yeah, sure.
  No, its terrible.
  Bender's the greatest!

Do you know this family?

  Yes. I saw them on TV
  Not very familiar
  I don't remember all of their names, but I recognize them
  I can't see them
  I hate that family

Where would you most rather work at?

  Planet Express
  DOOP
  MomCorp
  I would rather sit back watch others work.
  The Central Bereaucracy

Do you remember what Question 1 was asking you?

  Yes I do.
  No. I don't care
  Who?

What gender are you?

  Male
  Female
  Robot

Well, that's all the information I need.

  Okay, then.
  What do you mean? This isn't a question? Stupid test.
  Who?