if you walk in to a room and there's a random person looking at you what do you say

  who are you?
  RAWR GIRRGLE MUMMBLE!!!!!
  two cups sugar.
  (nothing)

how do you think you will die?

  (say nothing)
  two cups milk.
  pushing a big red button that says DO NOT PRESS!
  your head exploding from to much anger.

think of a number between 1 and 10

  carrots!
  (still say nothing)
  3 tablespoons butter
  THREE!!!!!

what is your favorite thing to do?

  yell at strangers!!!
  bake cake.
  say nothing
  ask questions that have answers that have nothing to do with the situation!!!

if you were a color which one would you be?

  what color are you?
  two teaspoons blue food coloring
  (yell random words angrily at the computer)
  (just sit there)

you are driving along and some guy pulls out of nowhere right in front of you. what do you do?

  RAM HIM OFF THE ROAD AND SET HIM ON FIRE!!!
  ask "who are you?"
  give him two tablespoons rhubarb on fire.
  sit in your car silently.

If you are getting robbed, what do you say?

  "Is that a gun?"
  "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" *Punches him in the face*
  *Give him a cake*
  *Do nothing*

You are reading this

  I am?
  That's not a question!
  Place in 350 degree oven for two hours
  *Do nothing*

who are you?

  Why does it matter?!
  I am empty inside
  I asked you first
  Add whipped cream topping

The test is now over

  *sit there and do nothing*
  THANK GOD!
  Now I get to ask you questions
  The cake is now ready