What is a ZOMBIE? (ZOM-BEE)

  An undead creature
  A mindless freak
  A man named Rob
  An English person with hideous teeth

What kind of zombies are there?

  Zombies that supernaturaly come out of the grave
  Zombies spread by infection
  Zombies that dance with Michael Jackson
  All of the above

Is this leprecaun a zombie

  Yep
  Nah, leprecauns can't be zombies
  This is not a leprecaun it's your grandma in a hat!
  All of the above

What do zombies eat?

  Food
  People and Brains
  Animals and Brains
  People and animals
  Panimals

What does a zombie mostly look like to you?

  Uh,he's tall, pale,usually screams HEE-HEE!And has many x-wives.
  Your mom
  Pale, bloody,red eyes,sharp teeth,and moans or/and screams
  Pale,bloody,eats brains,and moans
  Big,deformed,any colored eyes,fast moving

How fast and smart are zombies?

  Fast and smart
  Slow and stupid
  slow and smart
  fast and stupid
  depends on the time of day

How does a zombie act when in a crowd of other zombies?

  Not caring,so if people acted as zombies they could pass easily
  Having a party with eachother and sharing
  Eating eachother and being plain stupid and reckless
  Interacting somewhat with eachother,communicating by poor hand signals and sounds
  Sitting around drinking beer.Singing "100 bottles of beer on the wall"

What is the best way to kill a zombie?

  Stabbing a steak through its heart.AGHH!I KEEP GETTING MIXED UP WITH ZOMBIES AND VAMPIRES!!!
  Shoot the head
  Destroy it?Hmmmm....Use lava!
  Cutting off its limbs
  By putting salt on it.WATCH IT SIZZLE!

If an attack occurs what would you do in this situation?

  Get my friends and family,stay in some hideout
  Bring a GIANT trailer,always be on the run.With my family and friends.
  Go out on foot with ultra weapons,the military can't do anything.
  Go to the mall,everything's 100% off,RIGHT????

If you're bitten what will happen?

  You'll become a zombie
  Nothing
  If you're immune,you'd be fine but if not...):
  You'll have to dance with Michael Jackson

How strong are zombies?

  Hulk Smash!!!
  Strong
  Army strong
  Medium
  Weak

Do zombies harm?

  No Sh!t
  No
  Only if you dance like how Michael Jackson does

Was this a good test?

  It was Zombirific!!!
  No,sorry,I'm just an old wrinkled turd
  Yes