Have you read the Twilight saga?

  DUH! Multiple times!
  Yeah, once.
  No, not yet.
  No, and I never will.
  I SHALL NEVA READ THIS PITIFUL SERIES! NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  What's a "Twilight"?

What did you think of it?

  GAH! It was the best thing I've ever read in my entire life! YAYZ 4 EDDY!
  It was awesome!
  It was okay...
  Didn't like it AT ALL.
  It made me laugh how much it sucked! XD
  Never read it...
  What's a "Twilight"?

Edward Cullen.

  OMGOMGOMGOMG! So... HOT! I LOVE YOU EDWAAAAAAAAARD! Ahhhh... *faints*
  YAYZ! He'z super hot!
  What about him?
  He's not that good...
  GAH! *sheilds face from extreme ugliness*
  Who?

TRIVIA TIME!!! Bella moved from _____ to _____.

  St. Louis, Missouri to Nampa, Idaho.
  Why should I care? :P
  Never read it...
  Sweden to Ireland.
  Phoenix, Arizona to Forks, Washington.
  Earth to Venus.
  WHO IZ BELLA.

In Twilight, _____ and _____ are natural enemies.

  Vampires and humans.
  Edward and Bella.
  Bella and Edward.
  Werewolves and humans.
  Werewolves and vampires.
  DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE! :P TWILIGHT SUCKS.
  "Twilight"?

Is Twilight your favorite book?

  DUH!
  Not quite.
  EW! Ha ha, no I HATE Twilight.
  Never read it, so i can't really tell.
  *rolls on floor laughing* (that would be a "no")
  WHAT IZ A TWILIGHT!!!

Is Edward romantic?

  OOOH! Edward is sooo romantic... He brings flowers, and... and... Ahhhhhh... *faints*
  Yes.
  No!
  *lolz* No! Edward is nOt romantic! Why? A: He stalks people. B: He climbs through peoples windows into their bedroom and WATCHES THEM SLEEP. and C: Ha ha, he'z too darn ugly. :P XD
  What he said, minus the ugly part.
  WHO IS ED.... Wait a minute, this guy WATCHES PEOPLE SLEEP???!!!

Is Bella a Mary Sue?

  WHAT???!!! NO WAY! Bella may have stolen my Edward, but she is written by Stephenie Meyer, so she is thererfore NOT a Sue!
  No!
  Yeah, a bit... But she's still an awesome character!!!
  YES! She's the biggest Sue I've ever read!!! No wonder she and Ed got together! It's a freaking Sue paradise!
  She's the biggest Sue I've ever read. I hate her and everything to do with Twilight. TWILIGHT SUCKS! :P
  WHO IZ BELLA.
  WHAT IZ A MARY SUE.
  WHAT IZ A TWILIGHT.

Is Edward Cullen a Gary Stu?

  NO! HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING! *gasp* I LOVE YOU EDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!! Ahhhhh... *faints... again*
  WHAAAT? No.
  NO WAY.
  YES WAY.
  Edward is the biggest Gary Stu I've ever read.
  Ugh, of COURSE he's a Gary Stu! Duh!
  WHO IZ EDWARD.
  WHAT IZ A GARY STU.
  WHAT IZ A TWILIGHT.

How do you feel about the whole "sparkling vampires" thing?

  Oh, i LOVE it! It's sooo romantic... Where does Stephenie Meyer get these beautiful ideas???
  That was good.
  That's the part where I tossed the book into my fireplace.
  VAMPIRES SPARKLE???
  It sucks that they sparkle instead of explode... :(
  I HATED THAT PART! Ugh, possibly the worst part of the whole freaking saga...
  Haven't read the book. Thnx for the spoiler... ;(

So... Twilight - Love it or Hate it?

  OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOPMGOMG! I LOOOOOOVE TWILIGHT SOOO-OO-OO FREAKING MUCH! Edward Cullen... beautiful sparkling vampires... Ohhhhhhh... *faints yet again*
  LOVE IT! Yes, it's a great book!
  I like it okay.
  Don't like it.
  HATE IT.
  UGH! I LOATHE this book!
  WHAT IZ A TWILIGHT.
  Never read it!